100 Best Halloween Instagram Captions to Help Show off Your Costume

There’s no doubt you’ll be the cutest pumpkin in the patch.

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Halloween only comes once a year, but that doesn’t mean you haven’t been thinking about your costume since last October. Vampire, mermaid, princess — the choices are endless. After carving a pumpkin and having a Halloween movie marathon, put on the perfect playlist and get ready for a night of trick or treating. Whether you’re adding the finishing touches to your elaborate outfit or you’ve decided to go with a last-minute DIY option, share a spooky (or cute!) photo of your look with a fitting quote or saying. Thanks to these funny Halloween Instagram captions, you’ll see the likes pouring in without even trying.

Cute Halloween Captions

  • What’s up, pumpkin?
  • Ghouls just wanna have fun!
  • This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
  • No tricks, just treats!
  • Keep calm and scare on.
  • Something wicked this way comes.
  • Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
  • Eat, drink, and be scary.
  • Too cute to spook.
  • Boo from the crew.
  • Everything’s better with a little magic.
  • Witchful thinking.
  • Happy Howl-oween.
  • Creature feature.
  • A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.
  • Too ghoul for school.
  • Bad to the bone.
  • Bugs and hisses.
  • Having a boo-tiful night.
  • This is where the magic happens.
  • You’ve got me under your spell.
  • Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
  • Keep calm and carry a wand.
  • Mischief managed.
  • Ready, set, ghoul!
  • Absolutely fa-boo-lous.

Funny Halloween Captions

  • Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
  • Resting witch face.
  • You better work, witch.
  • Creep it real.
  • Trick or treat yo’ self.
  • Here for the boos.
  • Witch better have my candy.
  • Who run the world? Ghouls.
  • I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
  • #SquadGhouls.
  • Swish swish, witch.
  • What’s up, witches?
  • Ghostest with the mostest.
  • Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
  • Demons are a ghouls best friend.
  • You look better with the mask on.
  • Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
  • Had a bloody good Halloween.
  • Life is gourd.
  • Basic witch.
  • We had a fang-tastic time!
  • Have a spooktacular night
  • Fangs for the memories.
  • Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.
  • Bow down, witches.
  • If the broom fits, fly it.
  • Shake your BOOty.
  • You make me batty.

Halloween Captions Inspired by Movies

  • “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Hocus Pocus
  • By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” —Macbeth
  • “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” —Halloween
  • “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” —Halloweentown
  • “Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.” —A play on Regina George’s iconic line in Mean Girls
  • “Being normal is vastly overrated.” —Halloweentown
  • “Never trust the living.” —Beetlejuice
  • “Be afraid, be very afraid.” —The Fly
  • I see dead people.” —The Sixth Sense
  • “I am the pumpkin king!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” —Beetlejuice
  • There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • “Where my ghouls at?” —Monster High
  • “I’m a mouse, duh.” —Mean Girls
  • “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.”Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” —A Nightmare On Elm Street
  • “Hi! I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” —Child’s Play
  • “Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!” —Hocus Pocus
  • “It’s alive!” Frankenstein

Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs

  • “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
  • “It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.” —Michael Jackson
  • “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” —Marilyn Manson
  • “What’s in your head?” —The Cranberries
  • “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Rihanna
  • “Who you gonna call?” —Ray Parker Jr.
  • “They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” —Andrew Gold
  • “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie
  • “Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.” —Dusty Springfield
  • “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.” —Stevie Nicks
  • Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan
  • “I always feel like somebody’s watching me.” —Rockwell
  • “Heads will roll … on the floor.” —Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  • “When we all fall asleep, where do we go?” —Billie Eilish
  • “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.” —The Black Keys
  • “I’m sweet but I’m psycho” —Ava Max

Halloween Captions Inspired by Quotes

  • “Double, double toil, and trouble.” —William Shakespeare
  • “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey
  • “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” —Tim Burton
  • “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” —Unknown
  • “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” —Ava Dellaria
  • “Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” —Rusty Fischer
  • “Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” —Richelle E. Goodrich
  • “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” —Mason Cooley
  • “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” —Unknown
  • “Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” —Steve Almond
  • “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.

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