There’s no doubt you’ll be the cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Halloween only comes once a year, but that doesn’t mean you haven’t been thinking about your costume since last October. Vampire, mermaid, princess — the choices are endless. After carving a pumpkin and having a Halloween movie marathon, put on the perfect playlist and get ready for a night of trick or treating. Whether you’re adding the finishing touches to your elaborate outfit or you’ve decided to go with a last-minute DIY option, share a spooky (or cute!) photo of your look with a fitting quote or saying. Thanks to these funny Halloween Instagram captions, you’ll see the likes pouring in without even trying.
Cute Halloween Captions
- What’s up, pumpkin?
- Ghouls just wanna have fun!
- This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
- No tricks, just treats!
- Keep calm and scare on.
- Something wicked this way comes.
- Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- Eat, drink, and be scary.
- Too cute to spook.
- Boo from the crew.
- Everything’s better with a little magic.
- Witchful thinking.
- Happy Howl-oween.
- Creature feature.
- A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.
- Too ghoul for school.
- Bad to the bone.
- Bugs and hisses.
- Having a boo-tiful night.
- This is where the magic happens.
- You’ve got me under your spell.
- Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Mischief managed.
- Ready, set, ghoul!
- Absolutely fa-boo-lous.
Funny Halloween Captions
- Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
- Resting witch face.
- You better work, witch.
- Creep it real.
- Trick or treat yo’ self.
- Here for the boos.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Who run the world? Ghouls.
- I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
- #SquadGhouls.
- Swish swish, witch.
- What’s up, witches?
- Ghostest with the mostest.
- Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
- Demons are a ghouls best friend.
- You look better with the mask on.
- Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
- Had a bloody good Halloween.
- Life is gourd.
- Basic witch.
- We had a fang-tastic time!
- Have a spooktacular night
- Fangs for the memories.
- Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.
- Bow down, witches.
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Shake your BOOty.
- You make me batty.
Halloween Captions Inspired by Movies
- “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Hocus Pocus
- “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” —Macbeth
- “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” —Halloween
- “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” —Halloweentown
- “Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.” —A play on Regina George’s iconic line in Mean Girls
- “Being normal is vastly overrated.” —Halloweentown
- “Never trust the living.” —Beetlejuice
- “Be afraid, be very afraid.” —The Fly
- “I see dead people.” —The Sixth Sense
- “I am the pumpkin king!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” —Beetlejuice
- “There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “Where my ghouls at?” —Monster High
- “I’m a mouse, duh.” —Mean Girls
- “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” —Rocky Horror Picture Show
- “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” —A Nightmare On Elm Street
- “Hi! I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” —Child’s Play
- “Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!” —Hocus Pocus
- “It’s alive!” —Frankenstein
Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs
- “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
- “It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.” —Michael Jackson
- “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” —Marilyn Manson
- “What’s in your head?” —The Cranberries
- “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Rihanna
- “Who you gonna call?” —Ray Parker Jr.
- “They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” —Andrew Gold
- “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie
- “Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.” —Dusty Springfield
- “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.” —Stevie Nicks
- “Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan
- “I always feel like somebody’s watching me.” —Rockwell
- “Heads will roll … on the floor.” —Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- “When we all fall asleep, where do we go?” —Billie Eilish
- “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.” —The Black Keys
- “I’m sweet but I’m psycho” —Ava Max
Halloween Captions Inspired by Quotes
- “Double, double toil, and trouble.” —William Shakespeare
- “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey
- “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” —Tim Burton
- “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” —Unknown
- “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” —Ava Dellaria
- “Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” —Rusty Fischer
- “Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” —Richelle E. Goodrich
- “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” —Mason Cooley
- “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” —Unknown
- “Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” —Steve Almond
- “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.
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