100 Best Halloween Instagram Captions to Help Show off Your Costume

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Halloween only comes once a year, but that doesn’t mean you haven’t been thinking about your costume since last October. Vampire, mermaid, princess — the choices are endless. After carving a pumpkin and having a Halloween movie marathon, put on the perfect playlist and get ready for a night of trick or treating. Whether you’re adding the finishing touches to your elaborate outfit or you’ve decided to go with a last-minute DIY option, share a spooky (or cute!) photo of your look with a fitting quote or saying. Thanks to these funny Halloween Instagram captions, you’ll see the likes pouring in without even trying.

Cute Halloween Captions

  • What’s up, pumpkin?
  • Ghouls just wanna have fun!
  • This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
  • No tricks, just treats!
  • Keep calm and scare on.
  • Something wicked this way comes.
  • Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
  • Eat, drink, and be scary.
  • Too cute to spook.
  • Boo from the crew.
  • Everything’s better with a little magic.
  • Witchful thinking.
  • Happy Howl-oween.
  • Creature feature.
  • A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.
  • Too ghoul for school.
  • Bad to the bone.
  • Bugs and hisses.
  • Having a boo-tiful night.
  • This is where the magic happens.
  • You’ve got me under your spell.
  • Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
  • Keep calm and carry a wand.
  • Mischief managed.
  • Ready, set, ghoul!
  • Absolutely fa-boo-lous.

Funny Halloween Captions

  • Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
  • Resting witch face.
  • You better work, witch.
  • Creep it real.
  • Trick or treat yo’ self.
  • Here for the boos.
  • Witch better have my candy.
  • Who run the world? Ghouls.
  • I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
  • #SquadGhouls.
  • Swish swish, witch.
  • What’s up, witches?
  • Ghostest with the mostest.
  • Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
  • Demons are a ghouls best friend.
  • You look better with the mask on.
  • Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
  • Had a bloody good Halloween.
  • Life is gourd.
  • Basic witch.
  • We had a fang-tastic time!
  • Have a spooktacular night
  • Fangs for the memories.
  • Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.
  • Bow down, witches.
  • If the broom fits, fly it.
  • Shake your BOOty.
  • You make me batty.

Halloween Captions Inspired by Movies

  • “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Hocus Pocus
  • By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” —Macbeth
  • “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” —Halloween
  • “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” —Halloweentown
  • “Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.” —A play on Regina George’s iconic line in Mean Girls
  • “Being normal is vastly overrated.” —Halloweentown
  • “Never trust the living.” —Beetlejuice
  • “Be afraid, be very afraid.” —The Fly
  • I see dead people.” —The Sixth Sense
  • “I am the pumpkin king!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” —Beetlejuice
  • There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • “Where my ghouls at?” —Monster High
  • “I’m a mouse, duh.” —Mean Girls
  • “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.”Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” —A Nightmare On Elm Street
  • “Hi! I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” —Child’s Play
  • “Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!” —Hocus Pocus
  • “It’s alive!” Frankenstein

Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs

  • “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
  • “It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.” —Michael Jackson
  • “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” —Marilyn Manson
  • “What’s in your head?” —The Cranberries
  • “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Rihanna
  • “Who you gonna call?” —Ray Parker Jr.
  • “They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” —Andrew Gold
  • “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie
  • “Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.” —Dusty Springfield
  • “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.” —Stevie Nicks
  • Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan
  • “I always feel like somebody’s watching me.” —Rockwell
  • “Heads will roll … on the floor.” —Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  • “When we all fall asleep, where do we go?” —Billie Eilish
  • “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.” —The Black Keys
  • “I’m sweet but I’m psycho” —Ava Max

Halloween Captions Inspired by Quotes

  • “Double, double toil, and trouble.” —William Shakespeare
  • “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey
  • “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” —Tim Burton
  • “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” —Unknown
  • “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” —Ava Dellaria
  • “Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” —Rusty Fischer
  • “Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” —Richelle E. Goodrich
  • “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” —Mason Cooley
  • “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” —Unknown
  • “Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” —Steve Almond
  • “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.

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Halloween Goes To The Dogs: Pictures

A dog dressed as Rihanna attends the Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade in Manhattan. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

A dog dressed in a lion costume attends the Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade.  JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

A dog dressed as a hotdog at the Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

Lincoln the Yorkshire Terrier dressed as the Red Baron. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

A dog dressed in a dinosaur costume. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images
Dave, a Miniature Pinscher, dressed as a vacuum cleaner. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

Jacklyn Apostolik, dressed as Nancy Wheeler from “Stranger Things” and James Choca, dressed as Steve Harrington from “Stranger Things,” with their dog Ava, dressed as Eleven from “Stranger Things.” REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

A dog as Regan from the movie “The Exorcist.” JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

A dog dressed in a Batman costume. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

Krisja Lorenson dressed as a Dilophosaurus, with her dog Agnes, a Boston Terrier, dressed as Dennis Nedry, both from the movie “Jurassic Park.” REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

A dog dressed as Greta Thunberg attends the Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

Ruben Santana and Thurman Hill with King Tut, all dressed in the theme of global warming. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

A dog dressed in a pineapple costume. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

Stella the Havanese dog dressed as Elvis Presley. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

Mark Belio, dressed as Big Bird of Sesame Street, sits with Biff the Samoyed, dressed as Oscar the Grouch. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

Keiko the Husky is dressed as the Pope. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

A dog dressed in a circus theme. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

A dog dressed in a shark costume. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

Marcie Walker with her dog Nana dressed as giraffes. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

A dog dressed in a Demogorgon costume. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

A dog sitting in a globe with flames attends the Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

Lindzi Rebernik takes a selfie with her dog Wednesday, a Boston Terrier, dressed as a pumpkin. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

Dita the Doxle dog dressed as a bat. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly
A dog dressed in a pig costume. JOHANNES EISELE/AFP via Getty Images

A dog’s paws under a Big Bird costume. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly

People dressed as cows on their way to the Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade in Manhattan. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly