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Halloween only comes once a year, but that doesn’t mean you haven’t been thinking about your costume since last October. Vampire, mermaid, princess — the choices are endless. After carving a pumpkin and having a Halloween movie marathon, put on the perfect playlist and get ready for a night of trick or treating. Whether you’re adding the finishing touches to your elaborate outfit or you’ve decided to go with a last-minute DIY option, share a spooky (or cute!) photo of your look with a fitting quote or saying. Thanks to these funny Halloween Instagram captions, you’ll see the likes pouring in without even trying.

Cute Halloween Captions

• What’s up, pumpkin?
• Ghouls just wanna have fun!
• This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
• No tricks, just treats!
• Keep calm and scare on.
• Something wicked this way comes.
• Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
• Eat, drink, and be scary.
• Too cute to spook.
• Boo from the crew.
• Everything’s better with a little magic.
• Witchful thinking.
• Happy Howl-oween.
• Creature feature.
• A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.
• Too ghoul for school.
• Bad to the bone.
• Bugs and hisses.
• Having a boo-tiful night.
• This is where the magic happens.
• You’ve got me under your spell.
• Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
• Keep calm and carry a wand.
• Mischief managed.
• Ready, set, ghoul!
• Absolutely fa-boo-lous.

Funny Halloween Captions

• Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
• Resting witch face.
• You better work, witch.
• Creep it real.
• Trick or treat yo’ self.
• Here for the boos.
• Witch better have my candy.
• Who run the world? Ghouls.
• I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
• #SquadGhouls.
• Swish swish, witch.
• What’s up, witches?
• Ghostest with the mostest.
• Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
• Demons are a ghouls best friend.
• You look better with the mask on.
• Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
• Had a bloody good Halloween.
• Life is gourd.
• Basic witch.
• We had a fang-tastic time!
• Have a spooktacular night
• Fangs for the memories.
• Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.
• Bow down, witches.
• If the broom fits, fly it.
• Shake your BOOty.
• You make me batty.

Halloween Captions Inspired by Movies

• “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Hocus Pocus
• “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” —Macbeth
  
• “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” —Halloween
• “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” —Halloweentown
• “Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.” —A play on Regina George’s iconic line in Mean Girls
• “Being normal is vastly overrated.” —Halloweentown
• “Never trust the living.” —Beetlejuice
• “Be afraid, be very afraid.” —The Fly
• “I see dead people.” —The Sixth Sense
  
• “I am the pumpkin king!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
• “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” —Beetlejuice
• “There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
• “Where my ghouls at?” —Monster High
• “I’m a mouse, duh.” —Mean Girls
• “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” —Rocky Horror Picture Show
• “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” —A Nightmare On Elm Street
• “Hi! I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” —Child’s Play
• “Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!” —Hocus Pocus
• “It’s alive!” —Frankenstein

Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs

• “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
• “It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.” —Michael Jackson
• “This is Halloween, everybody make a scene.” —Marilyn Manson
• “What’s in your head?” —The Cranberries
• “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Rihanna
• “Who you gonna call?” —Ray Parker Jr.
• “They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” —Andrew Gold
• “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie
• “Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.” —Dusty Springfield
• “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness.” —Stevie Nicks
• “Must be the season of the witch.” —Donovan
• “I always feel like somebody’s watching me.” —Rockwell
• “Heads will roll … on the floor.” —Yeah Yeah Yeahs
• “When we all fall asleep, where do we go?” —Billie Eilish
• “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.” —The Black Keys
• “I’m sweet but I’m psycho” —Ava Max

Halloween Captions Inspired by Quotes

• “Double, double toil, and trouble.” —William Shakespeare
• “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey
• “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” —Tim Burton
• “Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” —Unknown
• “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” —Ava Dellaria
• “Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” —Rusty Fischer
• “Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” —Richelle E. Goodrich
• “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” —Mason Cooley
• “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” —Unknown
• “Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” —Steve Almond
• “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.

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